You’re my favorite color.
6th February, Monday (11:30pm) Reblog +
A guy walks into my work wearing a shirt that says "talk nerdy to me."
5th February, Sunday (1:31am) Reblog +
- Me: I bet if you go up and speak elvish or klingon to him, he won't understand.
- My manager: I wouldn't understand either. I've never seen Harry Potter.
- Me:
- My manager:
- Me:
- My manager:
- Me: Consider this my two weeks.
❝
2nd February, Thursday (12:50am) Reblog +
As an Earthling, I had to believe whatever clocks said — and calendars.
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Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut (via mouthfullofgommy) (via fuckyeahkurtvonnegut, drinkdarjeeling) (via owndisorder)
^ mouthfullofgommy is me! My old URL! funny how this shows up on my dashboard again after like… a year!
